Resume feedback. With teeth.

Get roasted.
Get resume-ready.

Your resume deserves more than polite feedback. Upload it for a funny roast, an ATS-friendly rewrite, and a card worth sharing.

For first jobs, next jobs, and complete career plot twists.

Roast & Recruit hero

The assignment

Laugh at the resume. Then make it better.

What to expect
Our ground rules

Roast the writing, not your worth. Critique paired with a rewrite. No promises of a guaranteed job.

From cringe to credible

One upload.
Two very different versions.

The roast is the icebreaker. The rewrite is what you take into your next application.

Illustrative transformation

Before

“Hardworking team player responsible for various tasks.”

The roast

“Various tasks? Even your bullet point doesn't know what you do.”

A clearer direction

Name the work. Explain your contribution. Add an outcome you can actually back up.

Example only. Your rewrite depends on your resume. Always check accuracy; never add experience or results you haven't earned.

01

Upload. Get called out.

Bring your resume. Get a funny roast that puts vague bullets, tired buzzwords, and awkward phrasing in the hot seat.

02

Keep the experience. Fix the delivery.

Turn the critique into an ATS-friendly rewrite with clearer language and a more readable structure. Review the details before you send it.

03

Share the roast. Challenge a friend.

Take your shareable roast card to LinkedIn, TikTok, or X. Invite a friend to put their resume through the same treatment.

ATS-friendly means easier to parse—not a shortcut past every hiring system.

Choose your next move

Serious about the rewrite?

Explore the available plans and included features. Pick the option that fits your job search.

Free

For individuals getting started

$0/month

  • 1 workspace
  • Up to 3 team members
  • Basic analytics
  • Community support
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Give your resume
a reality check.

Bring the buzzwords. Leave with a laugh and a clearer way to tell your story.

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